Warisms are the micro-organisms in your body that fuel your craving for war. They give you lots of abilties when war comes, and I like war. So, I'm going to use this article to start one. Subbuteo, you're the prime candidate, so by selection, I must say, a war has probably already started. We've kidnapped your soldiers and drained their warisms, and TP'ed their houses. We've also eaten ALL of your pringle. Every gosh darn last one. Ha!