{Randy is presenting the news, holding a sheet of paper, facing the audience. Picture is the Xbox facts.} Randy: Nintendo shocked the world today, announcing the GameCube would be released nearly two weeks after rival Xbox. Panel 2 {Picture changes to a man's head with a question mark on it.} Randy: Studies have shown that anyone who didn't see this coming from a mile away might not have brains at all! Panel 3 {Picture has changed to fire with the numbers "555-4651" written on it. Randy has a rose in his mouth.} Randy: In other news, ladies, your lucky numbers tonight are 555-4651. Rowrr.