Islam lite is the version of Islam officially supported by the Coca-Cola corporation (after it was forced to give up its share in "Islam Classic) by the combined forces of God (One of the many false names used by Oscar Wilde), Bill Gates and 7 of the Dalai Lamas former incarnations. In essence, the spirit of Islam is raped and marketed for an American audience, all the weird squiggly writing is taken out of the Qu'ran (known in Islam-lite as the Qen) and replaced with real letters and words. According to recent reports- up to 16 people worship Islam-lite, and that number could soon rise when these sad people discover each other and breed.