He was born with an aptitude for sport, as he threw baby blocks at his siblings with impressive speed and accuracy. Thanks to his uncle, Mayor Fiorello Flathead, he was always captain of the Little League teams during his youth. As a teenager, he was a lady's man and a party animal and after each infraction, Dimwit would have to bail him out of jail. Amongst many eager suitors, Babe selected to attend Mithicus Province University. A 43-letter man, he led his team to championships in every college sport, real or imagined, against competing schols that had their QCAA memberships revoked.