As I navigated the dismay of barren land that is Trans-Antarctica, I happened to wonder into an area of which I had never before encountered. Roaming around the region, I had a wretched feeling I was being watched. Silently scooting my way around the area, I happened to find a rather delicious substance, my favorite food! Oh, the glorious delicacy that is rotten wood! Like any fungus, I decompose items that have gone to waste. Moving over to the glorious treat, I suddenly found myself upside-down! I was caught in a snare, tied around an old beam from a house! My graduation hat fell to the ground... that was annoying. I was curious on the creature who ensnared me, and alas, I really never wanted to figure it out. I began to feel frightened, but for a long time, nothing came. I started to fe