Lyrics: Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We’re gonna kick your collective posterior Of course, you realize we’re speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive Our coach really has the Midas touch Our players are fast and strong and brave And your guys (Eh!), not so much In fact, we’ve played teams across the nation And you’re the worst one we’ve come across Try to assimilate that information And it just might help you cope with your impending loss Oh, and if somehow we are still failing To effectively articulate the points at hand Allow us now summarize them in a manner That your feeble brains can understand We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!) We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!) We’re great (we’re