You enter the lift and press the button to go to the next floor. However, nothing happens. You smash the button with your palm but to no avail. It then registers in your brain that the sign outside mast have once said "out of order" but was vandalised. "Stupid Vandalpedia", you mutter to yourself, "always encouraging vandalism." Before you set foot outside the lift, a guard wielding a knuckle duster appears. Oh crud. What do you do? * Run away * Fight the guard * Dance for your life