Albert Dontzig (Paul Vogt and Peter Allen Vogt) is the Stewarts' wealthy, obese, and obnoxious next-door neighbor who has an ongoing rivalry with both Robby and Jackson. He can't stand the Stewarts, saying "I hate neighbours! That's why I have the big hedge!" He complains of leaves from their tree falling into his outdoor hot tub and makes fun of Jackson's new used car. His wife once had a car similar to Jackson's but traded it in because she thought it was too "girly." Mr. Dontzig tricks the Stewarts into a competition to see who can make their house look the scariest for Halloween, while all he wanted to do was attract more children to his house. This plan of course, backfires on him. He takes advantage of the Stewarts' generosity by feigning sickness to have them watch his bratty eight-