It’s 1985, a year that saw: * the British Telecom announce the phase-out its famous red telephone boxes; Colin Baker announced his intention to continue wearing every color as well as red; * five lionesses at the Singapore Zoo put on birth control after their carnivorous population increased from 2 to 16, leading to some gruesome meals; * Australia's longest running soap opera Neighbours debut - one show actually more cringe-worthy than Doctor Who; * Coca-Cola release “New Coke” which was received about as well as the Sixth Doctor; * the founding of animation studio Studio Ghibli which entertains manchildren better than Doctor Who ever would, could, did or will; * The debut of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes which entertains manchildren better than Doctor Who ever