Creatheism is the result of both Atheists and Creationists being so sick and tired of arguing all the time that they decide to compromise. The compromise states that each party shall believe that a divine being 50% exists, and 50% doesn't exist, so as to avoid further conflict in the future. Although they have fiercely debated the issue in the past, both parties have agreed to leave these disputes behind for the sake of progress in both science and theology. These compromisers, known as Creatheists, plan to include this scientific principle regarding a divine being in our public school systems, and plan to revise the Constitution of the United States to say that the Government may only be 50% involved in matters regarding church and state.