The Land of No Return was brought forth from the Bowels of Bob the Builder when he slipped on a rattlesnake, fell, and broke his back. A vast volcano formed atop this land, erupting for three eternities before collapsing into an antelope of monstrous proportions. This antelope quickly became diseased with septicemia and fell to the red Earth, exhausted. Its saliva became a pool of highly acidic water, from which there sprang an elephant, the first of the season. This elephant shed its skin over thirty lifetimes until it became a human, the very first inhabitant of the mystical Land of No Return.