Derby County FC is one of those teams that tries to play sports, most likely soccer, but only people in England know that. The Ikea scaffolding that is lesser known as 'Prideless Park' is where 50 percent of their losses a season are recorded. Because no team wants to play Derby if it's not for an automatic three points, pre-season games at Derby are usually just 5-a-sides, and incredibly no one ever wins since none of the players can count, and they are never sure if either side has really earned a draw. The players usually end up forgetting what they are supposed to be doing anyway, when Robbie Savage points out they are, "playing with themselves", and the players fall about laughing. It is rumoured that the club will be changing their name to Derby-Nil in view of their recent performanc