• Israelites take leisurely Egyptian break despite incomplete pyramid resort. • Pharaoh adopts strict one-child-policy. • Dingo-abducted baby mysteriously found in River Nile. • Moses shoots passer-by in mall-rampage. • Hides out at desert safe-house. • Crack-binge causes hallucinations of burning bushes and land flowing with milk and honey. • Pharaoh rejects unionised labour on new pyramid project. • Moses becomes shop-steward, begins campaign of direct action. • Union-violence condemned following death of Egyptian first-born. • Israelites flee. • Israelites take unhealthy interest in Livestock.