The Nerd: Fuck! The Nerd: I fucking HATE this game. And to begin with, I didn't really expect much. Milon's Secret Castle. If you don't know who Milon is, well, he's the guy from... Milon's Secret Castle. It's a humble game. It's not Mario, or Mega Man, or Michael Jackson, it's just "My-lon". Or "Millen" or "Meelon", whatever, who cares? The Nerd: You also have to break stones to find money, keys, doors, everything. Literally, NOTHING is in plain sight. But the real annoying part, you can't tell which stones can be broken and which ones can't.