All rights go to the Mouse Avenger from fanfiction. (Scene: Fidget [from "The Great Mouse Detective"] comes up on a stage, in front of an audience) (waves "hello") Hey, there. (looks around) Is he gone? OK, that's good. My name's Fidget, & I just want to say that I didn't always have this peg-leg, or a broken wing. I also want to say that I didn't always work for Ratigan. My story is a very touching one, & you'll really want to pay attention. (inhales deeply) OK, here goes nothing. (clears throat) Yeah, you heard me right. That's how I got my peg-leg. Not until I met HIM. Professor Ratigan