Fatfingerism, an ode to those with thick digits, is a popular poem by poet and general isoscoscoclast (yes, that is a word, in my mind) George Hamburg. I knew a guy..... ya just some guy, And he was a cowboy. Just a cowboy in a jar That was overwhelming OH SO FRICKEN OVERWHELMING GEEEZZZZZZ Well the poopsmith could talk And I can walk But I cant climb a tree. And I cannot be, A bumble bee? So I am a George But am no horloge. Horloge is a clock. In Spanish. Now I shall make a wish By George Hamburg