Location: Safeway Crime: Theft Weapon used: Teeth Down on his luck after spending all his hard earned cash on whores (c.f. Steve Wright), The Belgian wandered disconsolately around Durham. After first emulating the diet of his precious sheep by attempting to “graze” only to discover that he lacked the ability to digest “grass”, the second attempt was even more tragic. Taking the course of ultimate mendicancy he decided to go bin diving. As always with The Belgina, pride came before his fall. Rather than take the stuff out of a bin, he elected to disguise himself as this said item, and sit on the street outside the kebab-shop, waiting for a punter to discard his half eaten goods. Unfortunately the plan was horrifically bungled. Due to his British Racing green attire and his perfectly round
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