The King Romania of Rumania AKA Romania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ben Lupei with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.487 billion Balkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings." Rumania AKA Romania is ranked 172,158th in the world and 3rd in Avarenth for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.24 Missed References Per Hour.