[Sung] If you want this choice position Have a cheery disposition Rosy cheeks, no warts Michael Banks [Spoken] That's the part I put in Jane Banks [Sung] Play games, all sorts You must be kind, you must be witty Very sweet and fairly pretty Take us on outings, give us treats Sing songs, bring sweets Never be cross or cruel Never give us castor oil or gruel Love us as a son and daughter And never smell of barley water Michael Banks [Spoken] I put that in, too Jane Banks [Sung] If you won't scold and dominate us We will never give you cause to hate us We won't hide your spectacles So you can't see Hurry, Nanny!