Carl: You know, there was a time in my life where I could ignore Suzy Johnson. Suzy: (sings the "Hannah Montana/Alexis Texas" theme song) Carl: I knew she was big, I knew she was famous, but I only knew she was famous because I was told she was famous. I saw her in magazine articles, and saw a lot of girls with Alexis Texas t-shirts and backpacks, but I just didn't have the Alexis Texas experience. I had no reason to watch her show, her songs only got played on Radio Disney, I certainly wouldn't have seen her in concert. Let's face it. The only people who are actually exposed to this stuff are wearing training bras, and since I usually don't anymore, I was unaware of who this girl actually was. Sadly, the days of blissful ignorance has passed us by. (a clip of Suzy dancing inappropriately