Unattended children (Painious buttoccous) are a subspecies of the Homo Sapien species. Unattended children are the smallest of Homo Sapiens, but tend to be the most annoying. Unattended children live in family groups called gangs. Although unattended children must eat food for nourishment, they also need to harass other unattended children to nourish themselves. The hunting of other unattended children for harassment is often done in gangs, although there are some solitary hunters as well.