by user Sockmonkey So - this freak, Britney Spears. married and divorced twice at 25- can legally marry again and again. and again. and again - while flashing her private parts, shaving her head, and ditching her two young kids with some nanny. But the lesbian couple I know in Burbank that has been in a stable, monogamous relationship for 12 years - both of whom are hard working, upstanding members of the community - cannot legally marry each other. Even once. By the looks of this culture right now I'd say we ought to ban heterosexual marriage and only allow gay marriage. Straight people are a bad influence on our children, and the straight agenda is subverting society. My site where I am less polite: