NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it-CHRISTMAS! Christmas-Christmas-Christmas-Christmas-Christmas-Christmas-CHRISTMAS! NC: I. LOVE. CHRISTMAS. Season of joy, best time of the year! If I could somehow make love to Christmas, I would, and then, I would eat it, to consume all its wholesome holiday juices. I love it that much. I love the snow, I love the presents, I love the decorations, I even love these obnoxious little novelty items that burn money like a Yuletide fire. NC: But most of all, I love- Tree: Uh-oh. I think I better "bough" out! Hahahahahahaha.