L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: If you wanna see evil tonight at its best We're the cruelest of people, put us to the test If your looking for heinous and iniquitous acts Ethics cannot contain us, sit back and relax One of these cats will be our villainous star So without further ado, here they are! Rodney: I'm Rodney and I'm from the great state of South Dakota, home of beautiful Mount Rushmore...for now! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'm Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I like unicorns and rainbow... Wait who switched my...? Rodney: Ha Ha Ha! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Errrr... L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N: Cuz she's evil! So...disqualified!