El País ("The Pies"Episode #316 ) is a Spanish newspaper based in Europe's Mexico. It covers all the world's news in Mexican with a European flair (all the chicks in the ads are topless) Early in his career, Esteban Colberto worked as a copy boy, or El Copie Muchacho for The Pies. The only "news" published in this el rag-o hurts America by helping the terrorists. El Pais revealed that The Greatest President Ever called a secret meeting with Spain's Tony Blair, Prime Minister Anzar, in which he told "Brown Tony": "We'll be in Baghdad by the end of March"