Narrator: Ahhh it is a beautiful morning in Bikini Bottom and we see Squidward watching TV. Squaidward: I wonder what is on the news. News Reporter: Now the fanciest house in Bikini Bottom is Squilliam Fancyson's house. Squidward: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!! (Squidward dials a phone number) Squilliam: Hello? Squidward: Lets battle. The winner is the one that has the fanciest house. Squilliam: Do you really think you can beat me? Squidward: Yes. (Squidward makes an elevator and fountain that does not have water. Instead it has juice and tells him what he did) Squilliam: I am coming to see your house.