The Noob Magicks is a spellbook that can be obtained by completing the Unexpected Surprise quest. After killing the Choob Lord in the quest, the ghost of Anoobis will thank you & teach you the arts of Noob Magicks. You can switch between Normal Magic & Noob Magicks by praying at the Altar Of Anoobis in the Pyramid of Free Stuff (BE WARNED THAT PRAYING AT THE ALTAR LOWERS YOUR ATTACK, STRENGTH AND DEFENCE TO 0 TEMPORARILY). You need at least 25 magic to cast the first spell in the noob magicks spell book.