The Bistro Illegal was a drinking establishment in Sector RT 74 of Lazgar Beta. It was one of the best places to get a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, costing ninety dollars. It is also a former haunt of Ford Prefect and Hotblack Desiato. When they used to get hungry here they would pose as health inspectors and go around confiscating peoples meals and drinks until they got food poisoning.