Dave had always wanted to be a chimney sweep, but had always lacked the money required to go to sweep school. Unfortunately, as he was thinking of a way to earn money, he was eaten by a... erm... dragon! Fortunately, inside the dragon's belly was piles of gold and weapons from knights it had eaten previously, which Dave used to kill the dragon from the inside, and escaped much richer, if a litte soggy. Unfortunately, Dragons are now a protected species, so Dave had to use all the gold he found to pay off his fines and was back to square one. Fortunately, the weapons in the grue's dragon's body were used to kill the people who charged him, and he had a £3,957,385,843.95. Unfortunately having a 3,957,385,843.95 note was no use to him at all as only Bill Gates was rich enough to give him chan