The VFH has relatively recently created a new infomercial to aid in recruiting allies for the revolutionaryily war. The script was leaked onto the internet 1 second ago {1}, so here is the script: narrarator: have you ever wondered: "why are so many things muckyawful?" marshmallow: no. narrarator: well, you should. marshmallow: okay. narrarator: then we can help! marshmallow: wait...... narrarator: join the VFH today! marshmallow: I won't. narrarator: your loss.