- "What did I miss? Was I in a coma when they drugged all of these people? There is something wrong with this world when swarms of people are obsessed with a series, when you take it at it's base level, all Twilight is just a the tale of a nut job female deciding whether she wants to f*** the dead guy or the doggie." - "It's a cultural war my dear readers - and it's time for us to break out the stakes and turn the tide against those sparkly sons of bitches." We here at frozen apples salute Korsgaard for tackling the subject and retaining his cognitive abilities. You can view the full posthere.