Alex and Evanne opened the show in football jerseys (with the tags still on them) and teased an all-Super Bowl version of The Attack! Then Alex spiked the football he was holding and it shattered. Evanne was unable to end her dry spell this past weekend. Inspired by a Pile video, Alex fired his shaved-off armpit hair at Evanne. Evanne retaliated, but the hair wasn't from her armpits.... Alex shoehorned in some shameless Budweiser plugs, just like Peyton Manning. This somehow devolved into Hitler jokes. In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed: The show closed with TPOTSWIC.