The Nerd: Alright, let's dig into a big pile of bat shit. As you can see, I'm all ready, because (puts on Batmask) in order to play bad Batman games and do 'em justice... (husky voice) you gotta be Batman. The Batnerd: Let's start with Batman: The Caped Crusader for the Commodore 64. This game came out a year before the Tim Burton movie, which makes it the only game on our list that's not movie-licensed. The Batnerd: Die! The Batnerd: What the Hell?! The Batnerd: Oh, the keypad's busted. Oh, that's great. Yeah, and that's another thing about the Commodore: It only works when it feels like it.