LAG: (phony spooky voice) Luuuuuuke! Luuuuuuke! Luke: Last Angry Geek? LAG: Luke, you must go to the internet. There you will find Master Oan, the high brow reviewer. He will teach you the ways of the Plot. Luke: Internet? High brow reviewer? LAG: There you'll find the means to defeat Darth Snob, the douchebag who defeated me. Luke: I-I can't do that. I can't kill my best friend. That's impossible. LAG: Luke, nothing's impossible. You simply have to swallow your humanity, leave your body and shove a molten laser sword down your best friend's esophagus. It's the only civilized way. LAG: Well...