Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they say, they are seldom, if ever, quoted correctly. Celebrity misquotes (not to be confused with celebrity mosquitoes) include one of Sarah Michelle Gellar, who says, “Even when I say something I didn’t say, they still say I said something different.”