Teh Taco Man or just "taco man" is a wanna-be-hero-gone-professional-ironer. The earlier portion of his life included being a taco. But he didn't like that so he out on a seal costume but was eaten by a shark on a trip to Cancun. He lost both legs and both arms. Then he grew one that looked like they were made on MS Paint. How sad! :(Having a broken shell left only three choices for Taco Man: Die, go to jail, or become a pro ironing guy. He took choice three and became a famous ironer and a national star. He lives in Miami and is constantly wanted to be eaten by fans.