This story nearly qualifies as a fable, except that it is missing any magic or supernatural elements. Or wizards. Or gnomes. @03:45 Will doesn't know anything and he knows this movie's premise wouldn't work. If you don't speak English, you might walk through the room and think it was a good movie. @12:45 Dan is the only living defender of Bridget Jones' Diary. A movie about a man who turns people animate by looking at them. "Excuse me, it's ."