Andrés Manuel López Obrador, also known as the Macuspana Martir, was born Saddam Fidel Hitler, a self-proclaimed unrecognized grandson of Adolf Hitler and Tamia, was born as a pejelagarto (a rare almost prehistorical fish that looks funny) in the city of Macuspana Tabasco, México. He lived as a pejelagarto almost all his childhood until he morphed into a corrupt political psycho-leader, thanks to the aliens that lost their way in their mission "Rescuing the fallen at Roswell", because a personal request from Goebbels, (who it is known for selling his soul to the devil and lives eternally along with Hitler's intestines).