What: * "Proceed." * "You rang?" (Reflective of Lurch from The Addams Family.) * "Make your choice." * "I await." * "By Nerub." * "What's done is done." * "The time is now." * "Yes, master." * "For the Spider Kingdom." * "Be drained of life." * "You may feel a sting." * "Fall before the Scourge!" * "What a tangled web we weave." (Walter Scott reference) * "Spider sense... tingling." (Spiderman comics) * "Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel..." * "...and my bottom half was on Animal Planet." * "My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle." * "I like chicks that are into bandage..." * "I'm stuck on bandages 'cause bandages are stuck on me." (A play off the Band-Aid commercial.)