Well, Uncyclopedia has hit this point, this midlife crisis. It must slow its throttle and finger through its long, hard history, rediscovering the cream of the crop from its cocky seamen and salacious sailors. After 5.5 years, it is time to recognize those people who have kept the site running in the long haul, have made the most veritable and valuable contributions, and have fulfilled their roles with the utmost dignity and bravery.