Hispanics are a typically light brown complected people originating from Central and South Americas, but notedly have a tendency to migrate north due to an inborn genetic chemical imbalance of their equilibrium. Hispanics have many admirable qualities, making them a key component to the kickassity that is the clenched iron fist of the God-loved American Empire. They excel in any form of menial task or feudalistic drudgery, have a high tolerance for alcoholic consumption, and maintain the delicate balance of the unregistered pharmaceutical trade partnerships both in country and abroad.