We open on a ship, the BIG-ASS SHIP, sailing through foggy waters. A GIRL can be seen at the rail, looking out over the prow. She is singing an old pirate shanty. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s another Disney film, They pillage and plunder and rifle and loot, Buy t-shirts at the foy-er. It’s pirates and swords and guns and ships, Buy up me hearties, Hi Ho! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, this one’s got Johnny Depp in, He’s loved by your mommies and grans, So drink up me hearties— Suddenly, a HAND clutches her shoulder. She gasps and turns to find MR. MCNALLY squinting down at her. LIEUTENANT (approaching)