Appears On (Mixes): Most Folks Call Them Green Onions, But They're Really Scallions; Hobotic Mixed CDs Volumes 1-5 Song Notes: Most Folks Call Them Green Onions, But They're Really Scallions: This song is just incredibly goofy but fun. It's another one of the American Elf subscription songs. It's a song about Christmas from the other side. It really makes you think about folks who might not have it as well-off as us, y'know? It's really, you know, poignant. - Rev. Syung Myung Me