There really is no existent plot, mainly due to UnUniverse logic issues, but there are (sorta) key events: * Jebus Khrist orders the Teletubbies to kill each other while they are on drugs. * Jebus summons the United States of UnAmerica's military to help the violence, crime, and murder escalate. * Po murders Tinky Winky with a magnum. * Nemesis is summoned by Jebus. * The screen flashes in every color in the known universe, giving children seizures and CBeebies. * Jack Thompson is summoned by Jebus, just to be murdered by Heavy Weapons Guy. * George W. Bush and Mitt Romney are summoned to give a speech. * Everyone and everything dies at the end of the episode, but comes back to life in the next.