Sample statement by a member of the Tori-cult: "The absolute best singer/pianist/songwriter/composer who has ever lived. She is the creator of soon to be eleven studio albums and many more songs as additions to her singles. Tori Amos is a provocative performer. She has inspired her legions of fans to revolt against worthless music. Her covers of such songs as "'97 Bonnie and Clyde" and "Happiness is a Warm Gun" (remade as "Happiness is Certainly Not a Warm Penis") are often considered superior to the originals (by Eminem and The Beatles, respectively)."