In the summer of 1792, Britain struck a blow to the American colonies when the notorious lemonade tax was imposed during a record heat wave. Little girls languished in poverty and the populace thirsted for justice - sweet, lemony justice. Lemonparty quenched the thirst of a nation through the strong advocation of traditonal morals and baseball. As notorious prude Urethra Franklin once said, "The Lemonparty is not an anachronism. The Lemonparty stands for modern morals, common sense, and free blowjobs - even for liver-spotted elderly men. Our forefathers founded America upon these principles, and Lemonparty will not see them washed away like so much lemonade!" as she began to publicly suck on a shockingly large lemon in defiance of the lemonade tax, the Lemonparty stood for right morals and