Churros are a dessert, and the best thing to come out of Mexico since Texas. But that's not saying much, is it? They are a form of sugared dough, flavored with cinnamon, which have become increasingly common in America. While they are delicious, churros are also a threat to America's national security and economy. They are sneaking across the border and stealing jobs from honest, hard-working American donuts. If you see a churro, report it immediately to the Department of Homeland Security for deportation. Then go reward yourself with a delicious American Krispy Kreme donut