Future Kowalski 1: Private, can you think of one time I have played a trick, or even told a joke? Private: You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Novaskoscha happily married with one egg and another on the way? Future Kowalski 1: Uh... no. Private: Aw... Present Kowalski: Ah, think of all the famous historical figures we'll be able to meet. Skipper: Yeah, like... uh... Well actually I just wanna slap a hippy or two. Maybe make 'em get jobs! Rico: Uh-huh! RETURN TO END OF ARTICLE