Over nine thousand is the number of times people have failed to find infantile humour funny. It's over eight thousand but is less than ten thousand, as you may have guessed. Or not, because I... fart. Er, well, um... yeah. This vague reference can refer to any number between 9,001 and infinity though on occasion it equals 1. This is due to an anomaly in the burning cookie accumulator. Dang rabbits putting carrots in. If you are in over 9,000 of a cricket match, you are most likely dead.