WELCOME, ladies, gentlemen, and tropers, to Darth Wiki's Favorite Game Show... * Tangled: Your adoptive parent who raised, clothed and fed you from infancy doesn't love you. You need to go find the people who gave birth to you and immediately lost you in order to have a REAL family. * Isn't that the actual Aesop? * As long as you rescue a princess any other crime you've committed in your life no matter how heinous will immediately be pardoned, and you'll get to join the royal family and probably inherit the throne. * Blondes are magical. Brunettes are just normal, boring, mundane people without any magic left in them. * Growing up means killing your maternal figure and losing the part of you that made you special so you can look like everyone else. * Only brunettes ca